Chennai Born Confused Softie
Chennai Ambi's Musings...
Monday, April 13, 2009
Dei.. How is married Life??

- I still browse the internet as much as i used to do..
- Still call my friends and put mokkai
- TV la padam paakarthu nikkala
- Gym schedulum affect aagala..
- office la no phone calls from either side..
- i get my tiffin box from home for lunch everyday instead of the "once a day in a week" routine. so the Guy who used to sell me veggie wrap every day is getting poorer by 5$ every day. So a huge thumbs up to marriage on this front :p
- Mall la open'aa vella kaara figure'a sight adikka mudiyathu
- By getting married i have deprived the likes of asin,bhavna,tamanna the previlige of starring in my dreams. Really feel for them.
- I cant use the ruse of "Brahmana Bhojanam" to go and have food at the place of married friends. senti dialogues like " feel homesick", " unga saapadu mathiri varathu" , " innikku udambu mudiyala..eppadi samaika porennu theriyala" will no longer work...
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Slumdog worth the Hype??

Slumdog Hits 8 !!
AR Rahman strikes double Whammy !!
Pookutty Dedicates to Country !!
These were the headlines that were resonating across all the desi channels and papers. I was confused whether to really feel Good about it or to remain oblivious to the sudden attention that we Indians were getting. Though i cheered for rahman , i was not really cheering for Danny. I wouldn't care lesser if Benjamin Button scored over Slumdog.
Its not because that i despise the film or feel like the hazaar folks out there who feel the movie is showing India in a poor light, its just that
its a british film which was shot in India. Its not a Desi movie !! Period !! Why the partiality to slumdog because it was shot in India and had Indian actors. The product was British and let me not rob the britishers of their moment of glory , while I feel really good for Rahman and Pookutty.
well, the story demanded that a underdog from the slum ( hence slumdog) braves all odds and wins against the tide. Its a story of Hope and optimism in these days of gloom and depression. But does that mean this movie is the best of all that world cinema could offer. I would say a BIG NO to it.
i would say that oscars are a medium of recognition to films par excellence which cater to the sensibilities of the oscar nomination team who i believe have not really seen the full expanse of good movies churned out by different countries. How else do we explain that most of the nominations are for movies which are in english. so calling Oscars the pinnacle of excellence in world cinema would be gross injustice to the works of magnificence created by brilliant directors across the globe spanning from Rio DE janeiro till Canberra.
The last one year i have had the pleasure of watching films from Iran, Korea, japan, south Africa and the movies are brilliant and each worthy of couple of oscars or more. Its just that the audience could easily identify with Benjamin Button and Slumdog that the nominations swelled and each bagged a handful of oscars.
Thinking about it i feel for all the glamour and glitz that the oscars have, it is necessary that they have nominations which are more hollywood centric , which would lead to more stars walking down the red carpet and adding more fizz to the glitterati.I feel the nominations are also about aggressive marketing which involves doling out huge sums which implies that we need to have a huge corporate backing like how fox searchlight was there for SDM.
Honestly i believe there are at least 3-5 Desi films which were brilliant and deserve an Oscar if Oscar typified the best in world cinema , which i now strongly believe it doesn't. I don't blame the committee as there are 1000's of movies. At least going forward in future we should have nominations for all categories applicable for all movies. Else why not, have a really glitzy mother of all awards which has 6 -9 months of selection process and have the contest across all world movies. unfortunately the film festivals are less glamorous and even press does not give it adequate coverage.
i had a lot of things in mind and its been a year since i blogged, so the thoughts could have been incoherent. so what is the essence that i really wanted to convey??
a) Congrats Danny for the oscars, but this is a british film !! and british people alone can claim rights to Danny's and SDM's legacy.
b) Congrats Rahman and Pookutty !! Rahman getting an oscar for SDM is an insult to his earlier compositions which were far far superior. anyways better late than never !! Getting an Oscar does not in any means change the desi fans impression of rahman . He has always been the best and we salute you rahman for the joy that you have provided to us over the years with your soul stirring music. The Oscar got its due recognition by being awarded to you.
c) Slumdog is a real good movie. i loved the movie. I dont see it denigrating india as the story's setting is in a slum and we obviously cant show the mansions of anil or mukesh ambani. If there are people who think that the slums are not real india , then even what SRK does in K3G is not real india. if you werenn't complaining then, why create such a big fuss now !! Lets try to eradicate the slums rather than saying how dare you show the slums to the world !!
d) Oscars worth the hype, great sets , gorgeous ladies?? ...Oh Yeah
best of world cinema??...NAh !!!
Monday, April 28, 2008
Marriage Blues

This is a light humored post on what marriage can do to you. this was a real life conversation narrated to me by my friend...
Me : machi, eppadi daa irukke...
Married Guy (MG) : sooperaa keeren.. velai semma busyaa irukku
Me: dei intha vaaram sathyam la padam pogalaama, semma local padam machi..
MG : dei, kashtam daa wife thaniya iruppa..kadi aagiduvaa...
Me: ennada un wifekku friens illaiyya, namba padam pogarthe she can also go out with her friends..
MG: machi, intha oor avalukku pudhusu, no new friend and workplace kooda pudhusu..
Me: namba pasanga thaan mukkavaasi married illa.. ella wife'galaiyum friends aagitta prachanai illai illa..
MG: nee Yenna enna loosennu ninaicuttaiyya. ithellam try panniten work out aagala..
Me: why what happened
Here is the conversation which transpired between MG and MG's wife
MG : hey enna veetlaiyya irukka, why dont you go out with RK's wife..
MG W : ayyah, she's not good.. avalodalaam friendaa irukka mudiyathu..
MG : enna eppadi solra you hardly know her, you would have met her for just 20 minutes..athu kulle eppadi..
MG W : appo nee Yenna, enna loosunnu solraiyya.. you dont believe me but believe abt her character...
MG : #%#$^#$^ ... ( aadavaari maatalukku arthale vera..women's words have different meaning..)
Friday, April 18, 2008
Acceptable TamBrahm Love marriage

ahaa.. the post has three topics which really intrigue me...
tambrahms,Love and marriage ... both have so many subtleties within them that when i am talking about an intersection of these three topics that alone can constitute a mini thesis...
Now that many of my so called friends became traitors by falling into the Trap called as " Committed Status" namba veetla irukkaravanga summaa irupaangalaa...
Amma-- so, entha jadagam vanthurukku paakalaama..
Prashanth-- Hmm, ( namakku thaan samarthyamae illayae, aanaa takkunnu okay sonna despo mathiri irukkum) enakku appadi ennamaa vayasu aachu??
Amma -- enna innum unna kutti kuzhandainnu ninaichundrukkaiyya.. konjam poruppoda pesu... appa was also telling you are not at all responsible..( naan kettana..) .. ( ennamo en gangla irukkara micha pasanga mattum bayangara poruppu vanthaa madhiri..)
Prashanth -- amma, gimme some time... i am still confused..
Amma -- enna confused?? kala kalthula ethellam pannidanum..thatha paati'kku vera vayasu aagarthu.. engalukkum oru kaaryam mudinjaa mathiri irukkum... ethana naalaikki naan unga appa moonjiyaiyum , vice versa paathundrukkarthu... we want to see a new face...
Prashanth -- ( ithukku mela scene potta , romba asinga padithuduvaanga) seri seri paaru.. ( gethu kaamichuttomlaa)
. amma, btw naan love panna nee othuppaiyya
Amma- poda, unakku antha samarthyam illa.. ( she hit the bulls eye...eppadi thaan theriyudho theriyala..)
Prashanth - illamaa naa panna , othippa illa..
amma - absolutely daa kanna, no issues. your happiness is our happiness..( how chweet)
amma- aana oru condition..
prashanth - ( love marriagela conditionaa?? ) enna condition
amma - Ponnu Iyeraa irukkanum from good family and younger than you..
prashanth --- $#^#$^$%^$#^$#^
This is the meaning of acceptable tambrahm love marriage ...
nambalala ithellam mudiyathu... amma kizhicha kottae thaanda mudiyathu.... freeeee
Disclaimer : ( this is purely a conversation with my mom and may not reflect the generalist opinion )
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
You know you are talking to a NRI when...
As soon as he/she lands in India they talk about pollution , heat and sanitation
Normally we say " machi tea adikka pogalaama" . That phrase gets replaced by " machan.. lets go grab a cup of coffee" ( tamizhla translate panna sahikkathu, machan vaada cofeeya amikki pudikalaam...eeks..)
he greets you by saying " whazzupp dude, howz life " and he asks this every day as if life is so dynamic that every day brings in a plethora of unforgettable incidents.
He doesn't understand the meaning of cool. every damn sentence has to be started with the word cool.
Just take this conversation for e.g.
NRI : Hey have you seen shyam
Desi colleague: No daa, he's on leave . his maternal aunt's grandma died.
NRI : Oh is it . COOL !!
grrr...Now whats so cool abt the poor lady's demise!!. somebody please educate these fools to think abt using the word cool.
After every weekend he comes and asks you how was the weekend. i am sure in india as well as in US everybody sleeps in the weekends and catches up with teh current one day series. so how the hell is each week going to be different.
Now comes the best part, he talks to you abt american football and a person called as tom brady. now dont get misled. those are the only two terms he knows abt american football. all you need to do is read wiki abt american football ands ask him some questions. i am sure more than 90 % of those who talk abt them have zero knowledge. chumma vethu scene.
And whenever he listens to you speaking his reaction will be interspersed with interjections like okay and most importantly ahem !!
ahem !! is so sacrosanct that invariably that is the only word he used while listening to conversations.
when he doesnt understand what you are saying he will say " i am sorry" and the poor guy or the other girl will wonder at bewilderment as to why he should be sorry. well, I am sorry is the american equivalent of " Pardon".
and you find that he smiles at everybody and props up teh question howdy doing and does not even care to listen to the answer. I know lotsa desis think that NRIs are wierdos because they seem to smile at everybody and stare at their eyes while our desi custom has taught us to look down if we dont know any person. Girls please dont mistake the NRI's glance for sight adichufying . its just a case of taken the american'ness too much into india. it should get rectified in 3 months.
thats it.. i could recollect just these stuff.
I dont know whether i am going to fall into all these traps when i return back but at least i am self aware . so guess my transition back to desi lifestyle shud be easier and faster :)
p.s: i dont accept the notion of fake accents. coz very few put up the accent. majorly in US people speak more in tam, hindi than in english :)
Wednesday, February 20, 2008
INA' vil oru Vellaikaaran!!
INA released in Hartford,USA in a small run down theater called as Parkade. You can consider Parkade Cinemas to be Hartford's answer to Chennai Kapali Theater or Kamadhenu. I should say even thyagaraja is better than that. Seri matterukku varen.. We reached the theater @ around 9:50 for the !0 o clock when we saw two foreigners trying to get into the theatre screening INA. The Dabbawaala( INA potti vaanginavan- hartford distributorrrrrrrrrrr ) stopped him and said " dude, this is a theater screening indian movie. you guyz have arrived here on mistake.i thinbk you should check with the theatre folks to find out which hall is screening your movie "
Ippo thaan antha dabbawaala'kku seriyaana Bun...
The Englishkaaran replied in style " Thambi, engalukku athu ellam theriyum... enna engala paathu nakkal panriyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.... "
The reaction by Dabbawaala ------ PRICELESS
We all broke out into guffaws of laughter... sadly that was the only humorous part and inside the theater we had to stretch ourselves beyond our endurable levels of tolerance to sit through and watch a farce called as INA. pathetic.... even Sam anderson provided more laughs than Vadivel.....
Next Post on Sam anderson ---- the next superstar of Tam Cinema





