Chennai Born Confused Softie

Chennai Ambi's Musings...

Monday, April 13, 2009

Dei.. How is married Life??



This is the oft repeated question that all my friends, well wishers, fans( hope one of the callers or chatters was my fan.. i know its highly unlikely) ask me.. well, i got married on March 8th,2009 and its been a month.. so the "pudhu mappilai" hangover lasts and yeah lemme bask in that for a while.. Honestly i guess i dont see much of change considering that there is little change and maybe because its just been a month since i got married.
Few notable changes are
Maybe i guess the change would not be so apparent in US where you have to be independent and routines are also so monotonous that you really dont perceive the change . i believe for my wife it should be drastically different as she is @ home as she cant work till she gets her EAD. sometimes i do feel guilty . Kya karen , marriage involves some sacrifices and she has made some for the time being. hope she gets a job soon !!

:: scribbled by Prashanth at 4/13/2009 10:23:00 PM (2) Comments
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Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Slumdog worth the Hype??


:: scribbled by Prashanth at 2/24/2009 01:38:00 AM (2) Comments
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Monday, April 28, 2008

Marriage Blues



This is a light humored post on what marriage can do to you. this was a real life conversation narrated to me by my friend...

Me : machi, eppadi daa irukke...

Married Guy (MG) : sooperaa keeren.. velai semma busyaa irukku

Me: dei intha vaaram sathyam la padam pogalaama, semma local padam machi..

MG : dei, kashtam daa wife thaniya iruppa..kadi aagiduvaa...

Me: ennada un wifekku friens illaiyya, namba padam pogarthe she can also go out with her friends..

MG: machi, intha oor avalukku pudhusu, no new friend and workplace kooda pudhusu..

Me: namba pasanga thaan mukkavaasi married illa.. ella wife'galaiyum friends aagitta prachanai illai illa..

MG: nee Yenna enna loosennu ninaicuttaiyya. ithellam try panniten work out aagala..

Me: why what happened

Here is the conversation which transpired between MG and MG's wife

MG : hey enna veetlaiyya irukka, why dont you go out with RK's wife..

MG W : ayyah, she's not good.. avalodalaam friendaa irukka mudiyathu..

MG : enna eppadi solra you hardly know her, you would have met her for just 20 minutes..athu kulle eppadi..

MG W : appo nee Yenna, enna loosunnu solraiyya.. you dont believe me but believe abt her character...

MG : #%#$^#$^ ... ( aadavaari maatalukku arthale vera..women's words have different meaning..)

:: scribbled by Prashanth at 4/28/2008 04:42:00 AM (2) Comments
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Friday, April 18, 2008

Acceptable TamBrahm Love marriage





ahaa.. the post has three topics which really intrigue me...

tambrahms,Love and marriage ... both have so many subtleties within them that when i am talking about an intersection of these three topics that alone can constitute a mini thesis...

Now that many of my so called friends became traitors by falling into the Trap called as " Committed Status" namba veetla irukkaravanga summaa irupaangalaa...

Amma-- so, entha jadagam vanthurukku paakalaama..

Prashanth-- Hmm, ( namakku thaan samarthyamae illayae, aanaa takkunnu okay sonna despo mathiri irukkum) enakku appadi ennamaa vayasu aachu??

Amma -- enna innum unna kutti kuzhandainnu ninaichundrukkaiyya.. konjam poruppoda pesu... appa was also telling you are not at all responsible..( naan kettana..) .. ( ennamo en gangla irukkara micha pasanga mattum bayangara poruppu vanthaa madhiri..)

Prashanth -- amma, gimme some time... i am still confused..

Amma -- enna confused?? kala kalthula ethellam pannidanum..thatha paati'kku vera vayasu aagarthu.. engalukkum oru kaaryam mudinjaa mathiri irukkum... ethana naalaikki naan unga appa moonjiyaiyum , vice versa paathundrukkarthu... we want to see a new face...

Prashanth -- ( ithukku mela scene potta , romba asinga padithuduvaanga) seri seri paaru.. ( gethu kaamichuttomlaa)
. amma, btw naan love panna nee othuppaiyya

Amma
- poda, unakku antha samarthyam illa.. ( she hit the bulls eye...eppadi thaan theriyudho theriyala..)

Prashanth - illamaa naa panna , othippa illa..

amma - absolutely daa kanna, no issues. your happiness is our happiness..( how chweet)

amma- aana oru condition..

prashanth - ( love marriagela conditionaa?? ) enna condition

amma - Ponnu Iyeraa irukkanum from good family and younger than you..

prashanth --- $#^#$^$%^$#^$#^

This is the meaning of acceptable tambrahm love marriage ...

nambalala ithellam mudiyathu... amma kizhicha kottae thaanda mudiyathu.... freeeee

Disclaimer : ( this is purely a conversation with my mom and may not reflect the generalist opinion )

:: scribbled by Prashanth at 4/18/2008 06:46:00 PM (1) Comments
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Wednesday, March 19, 2008

You know you are talking to a NRI when...

I am sure many posts have come of this nature , but i hope i can do some justice by adding few unique points.

As soon as he/she lands in India they talk about pollution , heat and sanitation

Normally we say " machi tea adikka pogalaama" . That phrase gets replaced by " machan.. lets go grab a cup of coffee" ( tamizhla translate panna sahikkathu, machan vaada cofeeya amikki pudikalaam...eeks..)

he greets you by saying " whazzupp dude, howz life " and he asks this every day as if life is so dynamic that every day brings in a plethora of unforgettable incidents.

He doesn't understand the meaning of cool. every damn sentence has to be started with the word cool.

Just take this conversation for e.g.

NRI : Hey have you seen shyam

Desi colleague: No daa, he's on leave . his maternal aunt's grandma died.

NRI : Oh is it . COOL !!


grrr...Now whats so cool abt the poor lady's demise!!. somebody please educate these fools to think abt using the word cool.

After every weekend he comes and asks you how was the weekend. i am sure in india as well as in US everybody sleeps in the weekends and catches up with teh current one day series. so how the hell is each week going to be different.


Now comes the best part, he talks to you abt american football and a person called as tom brady. now dont get misled. those are the only two terms he knows abt american football. all you need to do is read wiki abt american football ands ask him some questions. i am sure more than 90 % of those who talk abt them have zero knowledge. chumma vethu scene.

And whenever he listens to you speaking his reaction will be interspersed with interjections like okay and most importantly ahem !!
ahem !! is so sacrosanct that invariably that is the only word he used while listening to conversations.

when he doesnt understand what you are saying he will say " i am sorry" and the poor guy or the other girl will wonder at bewilderment as to why he should be sorry. well, I am sorry is the american equivalent of " Pardon".

and you find that he smiles at everybody and props up teh question howdy doing and does not even care to listen to the answer. I know lotsa desis think that NRIs are wierdos because they seem to smile at everybody and stare at their eyes while our desi custom has taught us to look down if we dont know any person. Girls please dont mistake the NRI's glance for sight adichufying . its just a case of taken the american'ness too much into india. it should get rectified in 3 months.

thats it.. i could recollect just these stuff.

I dont know whether i am going to fall into all these traps when i return back but at least i am self aware . so guess my transition back to desi lifestyle shud be easier and faster :)

p.s: i dont accept the notion of fake accents. coz very few put up the accent. majorly in US people speak more in tam, hindi than in english :)

:: scribbled by Prashanth at 3/19/2008 08:20:00 PM (1) Comments
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Wednesday, February 20, 2008

INA' vil oru Vellaikaaran!!

This INA is not subaash chandra bose's but an abbreviation of our own Vaigai puyal Vadivel's latest disaster called Indralogathil Naa Alagappan (INA). ( I can hear swear words flying across the room... niruthungappa.... antha padam paathi kadila naane nonthu porukken)

INA released in Hartford,USA in a small run down theater called as Parkade. You can consider Parkade Cinemas to be Hartford's answer to Chennai Kapali Theater or Kamadhenu. I should say even thyagaraja is better than that. Seri matterukku varen.. We reached the theater @ around 9:50 for the !0 o clock when we saw two foreigners trying to get into the theatre screening INA. The Dabbawaala( INA potti vaanginavan- hartford distributorrrrrrrrrrr ) stopped him and said " dude, this is a theater screening indian movie. you guyz have arrived here on mistake.i thinbk you should check with the theatre folks to find out which hall is screening your movie "

Ippo thaan antha dabbawaala'kku seriyaana Bun...

The Englishkaaran replied in style " Thambi, engalukku athu ellam theriyum... enna engala paathu nakkal panriyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.... "

The reaction by Dabbawaala ------ PRICELESS

We all broke out into guffaws of laughter... sadly that was the only humorous part and inside the theater we had to stretch ourselves beyond our endurable levels of tolerance to sit through and watch a farce called as INA. pathetic.... even Sam anderson provided more laughs than Vadivel.....

Next Post on Sam anderson ---- the next superstar of Tam Cinema

:: scribbled by Prashanth at 2/20/2008 01:20:00 AM (0) Comments
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