Do you want to be a witty or vetti payyan??

For the sake of this post let us assume that witty and vetti characteristics are complimentary and cannot co-exist together..

we read in Economic times( supposedly the tabloid for intellectuals) an article which stated that "women prefer witty men"... P read through the article and looked at me with droopy eyes and sighed " mama, if this were true, why am i still single?"... my first reaction would have been to laugh away at it , but on serious second thoughts i felt a sympathy wave towards P overwhelming me ...

after all P had been the most celebrated student in GL this year for his sheer ability to remain focussed and get a dream job using his dream card...mind you it ain't that easy and he beat some of the finance studs to get the coveted job which immediately saw his market cap in MCDEX market zoom by 150%(matrimonial commodities and derivatives exchange)...

though P looks like a dud he sure is a stud..one of the intellectual chaps with a very good sense of humour..boy!! he sure has got his humour hormones in the right place..

then on doing some discounted compatability flows(DCF) between P and the opposite gender and doing a perceptual map of P vis a vis fellow studs at GL we found out a very interesting observation..

its not enough being a witty guy... the need of the hour is to be a vetti payyan..


If u r a witty guy u just get intermediary station tickets...

The post on witty guyz is here

If u are a Vetti Payyan u get both intermediary as well as destination tickets..so guyz hurry and become a vetti payyan..

The post on Vetti Payyan is here