Harischandran varaan ..poi solla poraan..
Any ideas of what the topic is all about. Guyz have all of a sudden started perusing through their past and googling has touched a new high in terms of frenzy...the whole campus is abuzz with people proclaiming that they have achieved this and that... some want to even put LKG achievements....
yeah..u r right.. the resume preparation season has started..
suddendly all harischandra's have been re-born and people want to say so much about themselves. generally they say people are different and have different abilities and tastes , but suddenly everybody seems similar and u find that there are millions of people who share the same key competencies abilities.. u suddenly realize that u have so many long lost cousins across the globe that their profile and your match. The way you describe yourself and the way they have described themselves match such a way that u are left to believe that telepathy does exist in this world.
This is the time when we are subjected to super comedy stuff's..
got merit card from LKG to 3rd standard.
came 2nd in hopping competition(now,how many ran in the race..i bet its two..)
class representative
maths olympiad participant
best performer in company
top 2% among all performers in company(if everyone falls under 2% then where are the remaining 98%)
Arranged Treasure hunt competition in my company
got a+,a,b,b+ in certain subjects..
able to handle stress when the odds are stacked against me...(guyz this ain't an essay writing contest)
manage my team leader effectively(what?????)
My only achievement has been to evade the poilice maama and get away after paying a 10 Rs bribe for coming in no entry. will that qualify as a good marketing ability and streetsmartness???(somebody help me,gotta finish resume by 2day)
this happens in all colleegs i guess..
i have seen it happen in my undergrad days when my interest absolutely coincided with that of my roommate who had already been placed. we had so much overlap in interests that barring the grades and name everything else was same. what a coincidence.
Now that placement frenzy has started i better start preparing for it and i heard that P&G might come. keeping fingers crossed. prashanth start studying!!!(again an oxymoron) ..nevertheless lemme make an attempt...
btw i guess i look konjam decent in the photo wherein i wear a suit..i dont want any comments on this please..i have had enough of the encomiums and lavish praises abt my looks..u might make other readers jealous..so please spare your comments..
Disclaimer - some of the statements made above are fictional and added for humour sake.No hard feelings please!!
yeah..u r right.. the resume preparation season has started..
suddendly all harischandra's have been re-born and people want to say so much about themselves. generally they say people are different and have different abilities and tastes , but suddenly everybody seems similar and u find that there are millions of people who share the same key competencies abilities.. u suddenly realize that u have so many long lost cousins across the globe that their profile and your match. The way you describe yourself and the way they have described themselves match such a way that u are left to believe that telepathy does exist in this world.
This is the time when we are subjected to super comedy stuff's..
got merit card from LKG to 3rd standard.
came 2nd in hopping competition(now,how many ran in the race..i bet its two..)
class representative
maths olympiad participant
best performer in company
top 2% among all performers in company(if everyone falls under 2% then where are the remaining 98%)
Arranged Treasure hunt competition in my company
got a+,a,b,b+ in certain subjects..
able to handle stress when the odds are stacked against me...(guyz this ain't an essay writing contest)
manage my team leader effectively(what?????)
My only achievement has been to evade the poilice maama and get away after paying a 10 Rs bribe for coming in no entry. will that qualify as a good marketing ability and streetsmartness???(somebody help me,gotta finish resume by 2day)
this happens in all colleegs i guess..
i have seen it happen in my undergrad days when my interest absolutely coincided with that of my roommate who had already been placed. we had so much overlap in interests that barring the grades and name everything else was same. what a coincidence.
Now that placement frenzy has started i better start preparing for it and i heard that P&G might come. keeping fingers crossed. prashanth start studying!!!(again an oxymoron) ..nevertheless lemme make an attempt...
btw i guess i look konjam decent in the photo wherein i wear a suit..i dont want any comments on this please..i have had enough of the encomiums and lavish praises abt my looks..u might make other readers jealous..so please spare your comments..
Disclaimer - some of the statements made above are fictional and added for humour sake.No hard feelings please!!
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